ou’re a security guard and insisting that I’m not allowed to use this toilet. Well here’s what’s gonna happen, buddy. You can’t stop me. I’m busting to take a piss and there’s nothing you can do about it. After arguing with you for a minute, I decide I’ll just go with you watching. I undo my belt, pull down my pants, and take a big piss. When I’m done, I rub it in a little that there was nothing you could do to stop me, flip you off, and leave