Please, don't fire my husband. I know he's a pain in your ass, but he REALLY needs this job. I could handle your paperwork or even take your suits to be dry cleaned, clean the office? Whatever you need, I can..oh, sir, I'm flattered but that's not what I meant. I'm not a cheater! Wait! I promise I'm worth your time. I spoke too soon. Give me that big boss cock- I'll be the employee of the decade